Like so many things in Tyrion's life, leaving Fandom was not entirely his choice. Lord Tywin had sent a raven earlier that week summoning his younger son to accompany his siblings on a trip to Winterfell and then, perhaps, on to the Wall.

Tyrion wasn't entirely certain why this outing demanded his attention when so many others had not. He had to ( Read more... )

It had taken Tyrion more time and a few more bruises than he wanted to admit to figure out climbing a wall with his newfound webbing. There turned out to be variables about the thickness of the strand, how to anchor it at the top, and his speed of ascent that he could only understand through trial and error ( Read more... )

It was Jaina's thirteenth wedding (...second marriage) and you might think that meant the wedding might be less extravagant than the last twelve, but no. Not when the Winchesters and Starks were destroyed and she had Skywalker money at her disposal. The outdoor wedding (as it was a suspiciously perfect day for it being November) was elaborate and ( Read more... )

Father Lannister lit the candles at the alter of the church, looking up soulfully at some spot somewhere up near the ceiling. Because it was just something you did when you were alone in the church.

Or when you had a past that might make your career as a priest meant as atonement.

On the plus side, he looked amazing in that priest collar. So. ( Read more... )

Worried that all the glitter on the island had been used up at the dance or at yesterday's festivities? Worry no more! Because today's brunch possibly featured more glitter than the previous two days combined, though someone very intelligent had made it so that most of the glitter was located on signs and posters conveniently located out of most ( Read more... )

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES
with your host Yakko WarnerWith a blare of trumpets signalling 8:00 PM, Yakko strode out onto the stage. "Welcome one, welcome all, to 3 Minute Dates here at Caritas. The normal guy couldn't be here tonight because who cares, so you're stuck with me. I know what you're thinking ( Read more... )

The sky was cloudy but the weather was just the right side of warm as the sun rose on the traditional Parent's Weekend Brunch. There were tables, chairs, and a buffet laid out with all manner of breakfast (and not-so-breakfasty) foods.

But that wasn't all, there was also a small gift bag for each guest with cookies, stickers, and a bingo card for ( Read more... )

It was a warm, sunny, beautiful day here in Fandom, and look at how much it wasn't raining anything weird. You're welcome, parents, friends, assorted guests and fair citizens of Fandom who didn't want to explain that sort of thing right off the bat ( Read more... )

"No booze."

"But you're a horse. I woke up next to a horse, and don't you dare, Tiny. Not. One. Word."

"Oh, please. First of all, it was only my head; like I could even fit in your bed. Second of all, I woke up next to a Succubus, and you don't see me getting soused about it. Third of all, no booze. You know how you get ( Read more... )

Tino, it seemed, had made it his mission to find the worst drink he could possibly make. Kitty didn't know why this was, she didn't care, but as long as she got to watch the results, she was fine with it. Apparently Green Chartreuse was definitely a contender. And no, Kitty wasn't trying it, no matter how many times Tino tried to get her to.

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